Sound crazy? Read this picture. If you are pregnant you can start a twitter account for your baby and he/she can start creating followers and making friends before there are even born. Can you guess where my mind is going with this? No, no, no! Connect that twitter account to an online business of some sort and have that fetus generating traffic to their own money making website so they can pay for their own birth. I know what you’re thinking, it sounds unrealistic. It may be a stretch but we both know if you can actually pull this off, the media publicity of your child being the first to pay for its own birth, would also probably generate enough income to pay for their college as well. I’m actually a little disappointed my wonderful wife in not expecting. I would definitely give that a try.